Ladles and jelly spoons

I come before you

To stand behind

To tell you something

I know nothing about.

Next Thursday,

The day after Friday,

There will be a women’s meeting for men only

Wear your best clothes if you haven’t any

And if you can come please stay at home

Entry is free you can pay at the door

We’ll give you a seat

You can sit on the floor.

But it doesn’t matter where you sit,

The boy in the back is sure to spit